Crazy Gang Awards 2008 - 2009
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Crapper Award
: Presented to the scorer of the best own goal.
Nominees are: A) Richard Dransfield - For toe poke into corner, past keeper while on his bum in the 6 yard box, at home to Holsworthy. B) Keith Mountjoy - For his sublime header that looped over Russ (stand-in keeper) away to Woolsery. C) Andrew Goaman - As he is bound to have scored one this year. Winner : Keith Mountjoy for his sublime header that looped over Russ (stand-in keeper) away to Woolsery. |
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LinxAward
: Presented to the player with the
cleanest kit at end of games. Nominees are: A) Adam Meaker - B) Rob Jeffery - C) Ben Pomeroy - Winner : Adam Meaker, this was a close call but it was a good clean fight. |
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McEnroe Award
: Presented to the biggest whinge in a
single game or all season. Nominees are: A) Billy Wickfield - Because when he is on the bench, he cant half whinge at the ref. B) Kevin Rowe - Because Kevin just likes to whinge. C) Richard Dransfield - Due to him never shutting up during a game. Winner : Kevin Rowe, well there was no contest there, as he just likes to whinge about anything. |
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Mukota Award
: Presented to the
player with the muckyest kit at end of games.
Nominees are: A) Kevin Rowe - Because he like the sliding tackle. B) Keith Mountjoy - He also likes the sliding tackle. C) Richard Dransfield - Because he is always on the floor. Winner : Richard Dransfield, seeing as he spends half the game on his ass, he had to receive this one. |
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Polaris Award
: Presented for the biggest/best dive
all season. Nominees are: A) Max Meissner - For his dive and roll away to Black Torrington. B) Andrew Goaman - As he is always after a foul. C) Richard Dransfield - Because he is always on the floor. Winner : Max Meissner for his dive and roll, away to Black Torrington, that even the ref commented on. You just cant beat those continentals for diving. |
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Shakespear Award
: Presented for the worst tackle all
season. Nominees are: A) Richard Dransfield - For taking out the Black Torrington striker away at Black Torrington. B) Steven Heard - For Taking out Bridgerule Fat Boy in the last game of the season. C) Andrew Goaman - For taking out his own keeper away to Holsworthy. Winner : Steven Heard for taking out Bridgerule Fat Boy in the last game of the season. |
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Zeppelin Award
: Presented for the worst miss all
season. Nominees are: A) Matthew Westlake - For shooting wide from one yard out at home to Black Torrington (even Kevin could have scored that). B) Keith Mountjoy - For hitting the post from 2 yards out at home against Bridgerule (it was easer to score than miss). C) Andrew Goaman - For heading over from 2 yards in front, away to Merton (was even easer than Keith's). Winner : Matthew Westlake for shooting wide from 1 yard out, at home to Black Torrington. |